I Feed MILFs Tee – Retro Cartoon Chaos on a Vespa

$22.00

Ever dreamed of cruising through life on a scooter with a blonde bombshell in front and a blue fuzzy chaos goblin behind? No? Well, now you have.
The I Feed MILFs Tee is a wild ride of innuendo, retro vibes, and complete emotional instability — just how we like it.

Featuring a cartoon MILF on a vintage Vespa and her... let’s say enthusiastic blue companion, this shirt is not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Printed on a crisp white Bella Canvas 3001 unisex tee, it’s soft, comfy, and guaranteed to make someone spit out their oat milk latte.

Perfect for ironic romantics, cookie addicts, or anyone who lives to stir the pot — with a wink and a wheelie.

Feed the fun. Ride the irony.

Select Color: Kelly

Please select Color

Select Size

Please select Size

More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.